Saturday, January 21, 2012

Where's the Exs

We know all of George Strait's exs live in Texas.

We know more than we want about Thomas Jefferson's alleged affairs 230 years ago.

We know all about young actor Ronald Reagan's flirtations with  movie starlets.

We know all about Bill Clinton's high school, college, Arkansas and White House bimbos girlfriends.

We know all about Newt's ex-wives.

We know nothing about Obama's ex-girlfriends. They must be out there somewhere. Right?


2 comments:

  1. I may have some, but I am quite certain they would disagree. I do not remember much about them and am sure they even less of me. Do not need 'em do not want 'em.

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  2. "We know nothing about Obama's ex-girlfriends."

    Yes,but we know little or nothing of any aspect of his obscure past; spooky indeed! Hopefully, in a year,it won't matter.

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