Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Ammo shortage

Stolen from Powerline Blog

Ammo is getting scarce! But this morning I lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of ammo.

I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home, but stopped at a gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.

She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, “I’m a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?”

I thought for a few seconds and asked,
“What kind of ammo ‘ya got?”

1 comment:

  1. I got some ammo yesterday and went to every gas station in town. NOT once did the above mentioned scenario happen. I will try again today.


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